thoseawkwardgirlswhoweartails:

These are for my morail, I hate uploading selfies, and I just hate the way these photos make me look like a douche :/

Either way, my camera likes to fuck up lighting so they kinda look weird, but this is late tumblr prom shit that I was supposed to go to with Ron oh well, just scroll past this and act like I never posted it. 

and sorry for the random horns ron just thought I really looked like mituna with the hair in my face.

Ron, You better love me for this.

I love you for it if that counts. (Hehe.) Also, according to the arrow of fate, this has something to do with my future.

archimedes-is-a-spy:

nerosfiddlingfires:

linneacapric:

sass-master-satan:

mattnate330:

officerlollipop:

peep-toe-shoes:

221b-hetastuck:

kankrisrockhardabs:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time. 

I got Martin Freeman.

I got Jeremy Renner

i got a dave and karkat making really ridiculous faces in a gif

i got i wanna get a third nipple tattooed on to the middle of my chest

i got mami getting her head bitten off.

^well, i hope you have a fun with that.

I got Nordics arguing (hetalia)

i got post about crying in a math test.

thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

vintageprincess48:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

garrisonbabe:

swiftnick:

This is the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen.

#THE WINCHESTERS FINALLY LEARNED ENOCHIAN AND NOW CAS CAN’T STOP TELLING THEM ANGEL JOKES (x)

i fucking hate how the reason you can tell this is not from the show is because they’re SMILING

^THIS.

thefrukinghero:

awesomefrench:

littlenewsfromfrance:

but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

accurate

It’s like the football world cup. Everybody whines about the geopolitical aspects of the event, but without it, it would not be half as interesting as it is.

I put 50€ on the table that France will be in the 5 last positions. Because everybody hates France. 

^

lookforthedaltonblazer:

aproperroman:

Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day:

If you’re confused about the correct place to put the word “whom” in a sentence, use the “he/she” vs “him/her” test.

he/she = who

him/her = whom

For example, if you’re saying “Who wrote this letter?”

Who is correct here because he/she wrote the letter.

Now if you’re saying “To whom do I give this letter?”

You are giving the letter to him/her, thus, whom is correct.

 

seerofsarcasm:

nooby-banana:

conquerorwurm:

gingerisaspice:

vriska:

feferi:

levicastiel:

NO 

FUCK YOU MOFFAT

YOU AND YOUR EGO HAVE GONE TOO FAR

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHA EXXXXCCCUUUUSEEEEE MEEEEEEE

wow i didnt think it was possible for one man to singlehandedly ruin doctor who but WOW MOFFAT’s DONE IT!!!11

WWWHHHHHAT

WHAT!!!!!

WHHHHHHHHHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

whhy this

Oh wow

???!??!?!??!?!!!!?!

I choose not to believe this.

illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in